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Mars · 16 September 2008, 01:02 PM

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties and everything is exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

JJ Irani · 16 September 2008, 05:31 PM

limbo · 16 September 2008, 09:17 PM

gmtobsessed · 16 September 2008, 09:29 PM

ROLEX MAN · 16 September 2008, 10:26 PM

figbo · 16 September 2008, 10:58 PM

ratae1950 · 17 September 2008, 06:41 AM

Rofl!

swatty · 17 September 2008, 09:08 AM

jasonbellevue · 17 September 2008, 03:15 PM

Bisquitlips · 19 January 2009, 06:44 AM

16 September 2008, 01:02 PM	#1
Mars Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 205	Old stuff An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and everything is exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

16 September 2008, 05:31 PM	#2
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16 September 2008, 10:26 PM	#5
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