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Old 17 September 2008, 07:27 AM   #1
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pumping gas

I was pumping gas this morning when a mid 80's mini van pulls up kinda leaning to one side. I look over my shoulder to see a woman that must be 400 lbs. She ask " Can you tell me how to get to 285" and without thinking I said "yeah, you ever try Weight Watchers!!!"
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Old 17 September 2008, 07:28 AM   #2
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Old 17 September 2008, 07:29 AM   #3
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Old 17 September 2008, 07:31 AM   #4
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I almost spit out my soda!
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Old 17 September 2008, 07:36 AM   #5
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Old 17 September 2008, 08:52 AM   #6
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Glad she didn't ask how to get to 575...
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Old 17 September 2008, 03:14 PM   #7
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Old 17 September 2008, 05:40 PM   #8
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Old 18 September 2008, 02:26 AM   #11
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Old 18 September 2008, 02:36 AM   #12
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