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Gerry · 15 October 2008, 02:00 PM

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Then, they draw straws to see who will tell Paddy's wife. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishman you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

limbo · 15 October 2008, 04:40 PM

JJ Irani · 15 October 2008, 04:43 PM

golfball123 · 15 October 2008, 04:55 PM

toph · 15 October 2008, 06:30 PM

figbo · 15 October 2008, 09:01 PM

eric23 · 16 October 2008, 02:40 AM

Latrodectus · 16 October 2008, 02:41 AM

SLS · 16 October 2008, 09:59 AM

Bisquitlips · 16 October 2008, 11:40 AM

:cr ying:

:ba rtmoon:

ratae1950 · 17 October 2008, 03:19 AM

Rofl!

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 07:34 PM

vapalux · 13 February 2009, 08:36 AM

Si

MrRetep · 13 February 2009, 01:25 PM

:l ol:

:r ofl:

SLS · 13 February 2009, 07:16 PM

swatty · 15 February 2009, 04:29 PM

bodybump · 15 February 2009, 04:33 PM

yannis · 15 February 2009, 06:15 PM

alphamale2012 · 19 February 2009, 05:34 AM

Lion · 23 February 2009, 09:33 AM

I guess I better stop playing poker!!!

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:25 AM

15 October 2008, 02:00 PM	#1
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	The Discrete Irishman Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Then, they draw straws to see who will tell Paddy's wife. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishman you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me." Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!" says Murphy's wife. "I'll go tell him." says Gallagher. __________________

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