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Earl · 24 May 2005, 12:30 AM

This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean...

NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell.

LESS FATTENING - Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

NON-REFUNDABLE - We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.

FAT FREE - You pay for the food, but the fat is free.

Uncle-AJ · 24 May 2005, 01:41 AM

LOL

alpet · 24 May 2005, 03:48 AM

LOOOL Good one Earl!!!

Alex

Earl · 24 May 2005, 06:11 AM

Thanks I'll try to keep a couple of comeing each day :)

Bisquitlips · 9 November 2008, 12:15 PM

figbo · 9 November 2008, 01:59 PM

Greenring · 9 November 2008, 02:07 PM

Yeah, I knew those boys in Marketing have their own twisted view of the world.

limbo · 9 November 2008, 06:09 PM

Very good

swatty · 9 November 2008, 07:23 PM

Numismatist · 10 November 2008, 12:31 AM

So true...

golfball123 · 10 November 2008, 12:10 PM

marshallr47 · 11 November 2008, 09:55 PM

Lol!

johan · 30 November 2008, 01:08 AM

Latrodectus · 1 December 2008, 02:05 AM

very good

24 May 2005, 12:30 AM	#1
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	It's all in the wording This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean... NEW - Different color from previous design. ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. EXCLUSIVE - Imported product. UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition. FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it. IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming. FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment. HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit. FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does. REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope. DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work. BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it. MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix. MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours. SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell. LESS FATTENING - Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining. HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it. NON-REFUNDABLE - We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it. FAT FREE - You pay for the food, but the fat is free.

24 May 2005, 01:41 AM	#2
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