Four by twos

[figbo]

Two blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of them walked in the office and said,
"We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The blonde said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

She returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said,
"A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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