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Old 11 November 2008, 02:04 AM   #1
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The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

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Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"

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"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

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The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle

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You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

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Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable

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Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

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We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money

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You – The Weaker Sex

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Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
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Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

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You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

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The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

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The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

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How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

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You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

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Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

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Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

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The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

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Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

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Real Men Ask For Directions

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How To Take Illness Like a Man
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Old 11 November 2008, 05:51 AM   #2
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:58 AM   #3
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Old 11 November 2008, 01:34 PM   #4
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Old 11 November 2008, 06:19 PM   #5
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Old 11 November 2008, 09:29 PM   #6
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:18 PM   #7
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