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Old 11 November 2008, 10:40 AM   #1
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Airport Security

Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...





When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:
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Old 11 November 2008, 10:43 AM   #2
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Reminds me of the story of a doctor here in Scotland who was called "Donald Duck". Not kidding here.
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:01 AM   #3
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I heard a similar story on talksport radio of a guy who was arrested for fighting at a football match.
The Policeman asked his name
'Jason Donovan' he said.
policeman 'look son you are in enough trouble already'
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:04 AM   #4
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I heard a similar story on talksport radio of a guy who was arrested for fighting at a football match.
The Policeman asked his name
'Jason Donovan' he said.
policeman 'look son you are in enough trouble already'
A fan from the east end by any chance ?
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:10 AM   #5
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A fan from the east end by any chance ?
no it was some english guy at a villa game, quite funny though
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:12 AM   #6
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:15 AM   #7
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:16 AM   #8
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[QUOTE=toph;845000] no it was some english guy at a villa game, quite funny though[/QUOTE
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Old 11 November 2008, 11:45 AM   #9
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