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figbo · 2 December 2008, 12:59 AM

# You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

# You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

# You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

# Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

# Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey all y'all, watch this!"

# Your junior prom offered day care.

# You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

# You've ever lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

# The Halloween Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you.

# You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

# One of your kids was born on a pool table.

# You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

# You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

# Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

# You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

# Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

# You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

JJ Irani · 2 December 2008, 02:30 AM

mailman · 2 December 2008, 03:08 AM

limbo · 2 December 2008, 05:51 AM

toph · 2 December 2008, 06:03 AM

Rolexitis · 2 December 2008, 06:58 AM

VERY GOOD!

SLS · 3 December 2008, 07:38 AM

golfball123 · 3 December 2008, 11:51 AM

Bisquitlips · 3 December 2008, 01:50 PM

Latrodectus · 3 December 2008, 02:45 PM

swatty · 3 December 2008, 07:16 PM

Wildwing · 6 December 2008, 02:30 PM

If your wife wears earrings that double as fishing lures!!!

eric23 · 7 December 2008, 09:58 AM

2 December 2008, 12:59 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	You're An Extreme Redneck If... # You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. # You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. # You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. # Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. # Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey all y'all, watch this!" # Your junior prom offered day care. # You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." # You've ever lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. # The Halloween Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you. # You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. # One of your kids was born on a pool table. # You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. # You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. # Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." # You go to your family reunion looking for a date. # Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. # You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

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