A Young Firefighter.

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A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little
girl in a little red waggon with little ladders on the sides, a garden
hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighters helmet.

The waggon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire-truck,"
the fire fighter says with admiration.

Thanks," said the little girl .

The firefighter notices the girl has tied the waggon to her dog's collar
and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster."


The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
But I wouldn't have a siren then.

[JJ Irani]