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swatty · 30 December 2008, 08:15 PM

THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE

There once was an Indian who had only
one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name
and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone calls me Onestone again I
will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called
him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot
and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant
what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him
by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the
village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see
you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into
the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the
next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????

OH, Come on...take a guess!

Think about it............

(You're going to love this!)

Very simply, the moral is..................

YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!!!

Don't blame me,
I just send 'em on

toph · 30 December 2008, 08:37 PM

Erix · 30 December 2008, 10:05 PM

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JJ Irani · 31 December 2008, 02:57 AM

What a cracker on the last day of the year. Thanks, Peter!!

Greenring · 31 December 2008, 03:31 AM

limbo · 31 December 2008, 06:04 AM

Latrodectus · 31 December 2008, 06:41 AM

very good

JF23 · 31 December 2008, 02:54 PM

onkyo · 31 December 2008, 04:19 PM

MrCowboy99 · 31 December 2008, 04:51 PM

Bisquitlips · 14 January 2009, 04:18 AM

Sheesh..............it!

DDastady · 14 January 2009, 04:35 AM

30 December 2008, 08:15 PM	#1
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Indian with one Testical THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story????? OH, Come on...take a guess! Think about it............ (You're going to love this!) Very simply, the moral is.................. YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!!! Don't blame me, I just send 'em on

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