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Old 24 August 2018, 12:15 PM   #1
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New High School Teacher

After retiring, a former Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest, Dead-Silence!

The rest of the year went smoothly.
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Old 24 August 2018, 12:32 PM   #2
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Old 25 August 2018, 12:12 PM   #3
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Old 30 August 2018, 11:01 AM   #4
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Old 30 August 2018, 11:15 AM   #5
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Old 30 August 2018, 12:29 PM   #6
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Haha awesome !!
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Old 31 August 2018, 04:29 AM   #7
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Old 31 August 2018, 04:39 AM   #8
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Old 31 August 2018, 09:28 AM   #9
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Old 31 August 2018, 04:41 PM   #10
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Old 20 September 2018, 01:49 PM   #11
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Really great!! Perfect hahahaa

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Old 29 September 2018, 04:23 AM   #12
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Old 29 September 2018, 06:49 AM   #13
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Old 16 October 2018, 12:37 PM   #14
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New High School Teacher

And then a the shirt started to get blood stained and the teacher felt like an idiot


The end.

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Old 16 October 2018, 09:50 PM   #15
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Old 1 November 2018, 08:47 AM   #16
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Hahahaha, good one.
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Old 12 December 2018, 08:51 AM   #17
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Old 14 December 2018, 05:34 AM   #18
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Old 14 December 2018, 06:22 AM   #19
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Old 14 December 2018, 09:59 AM   #20
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Old 14 December 2018, 11:31 AM   #21
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Sounds like one of my high school teachers
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Old 14 December 2018, 11:33 AM   #22
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Old 14 December 2018, 11:56 AM   #23
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And then a the shirt started to get blood stained and the teacher felt like an idiot


The end.
Did you not get the joke??

Good one OP!
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Old 14 December 2018, 04:59 PM   #24
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Teacher

Used to have a teacher who would tap his glass eye with a pencil if we became unruly......very off putting!
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