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webprotege · 24 August 2018, 12:15 PM

After retiring, a former Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest, Dead-Silence!

The rest of the year went smoothly.

superstarmar · 24 August 2018, 12:32 PM

cop414 · 25 August 2018, 12:12 PM

love it

Hairdude1 · 30 August 2018, 11:01 AM

Rebel · 30 August 2018, 11:15 AM

Love it.

datejust24 · 30 August 2018, 12:29 PM

Haha awesome !!

GradyPhilpott · 31 August 2018, 04:29 AM

SG56 · 31 August 2018, 04:39 AM

Lololol

JohnBaker3 · 31 August 2018, 09:28 AM

Breigue · 31 August 2018, 04:41 PM

BBL · 20 September 2018, 01:49 PM

Really great!! Perfect hahahaa

XtraCrispy · 29 September 2018, 04:23 AM

Funny!

Tools · 29 September 2018, 06:49 AM

VICI · 16 October 2018, 12:37 PM

And then a the shirt started to get blood stained and the teacher felt like an idiot

The end.

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Rode · 16 October 2018, 09:50 PM

gin47 · 1 November 2018, 08:47 AM

Hahahaha, good one.

Psmith · 12 December 2018, 08:51 AM

Iron Dealer 1 · 14 December 2018, 05:34 AM

A good one for the snowflakes...

waters10k · 14 December 2018, 06:22 AM

marshp · 14 December 2018, 09:59 AM

Nice one.

Dr. Robert · 14 December 2018, 11:31 AM

Sounds like one of my high school teachers

Retired Bob · 14 December 2018, 11:33 AM

great story

El Cascarrabias · 14 December 2018, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VICI

And then a the shirt started to get blood stained and the teacher felt like an idiot

The end.

Did you not get the joke??

Good one OP!

Rex911 · 14 December 2018, 04:59 PM

Used to have a teacher who would tap his glass eye with a pencil if we became unruly......very off putting!

24 August 2018, 12:15 PM	#1
webprotege "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Florida Posts: 74	New High School Teacher After retiring, a former Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest, Dead-Silence! The rest of the year went smoothly.

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16 October 2018, 12:37 PM	#14
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1 November 2018, 08:47 AM	#16
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14 December 2018, 04:59 PM	#24
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