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24 August 2018, 12:15 PM | #1 |
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New High School Teacher
After retiring, a former Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest, Dead-Silence! The rest of the year went smoothly. |
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Haha awesome !!
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Really great!! Perfect hahahaa
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Funny!
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New High School Teacher
And then a the shirt started to get blood stained and the teacher felt like an idiot
The end. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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Hahahaha, good one.
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A good one for the snowflakes...
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14 December 2018, 09:59 AM | #20 |
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Nice one.
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Sounds like one of my high school teachers
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great story
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Teacher
Used to have a teacher who would tap his glass eye with a pencil if we became unruly......very off putting!
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