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padi56 · 20 July 2005, 05:48 PM

Warning Adult Joke.
An Australian woman was having a shower, and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forward or backward, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled.

Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"

"Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her"

"Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her brests"

"Play with her breasts"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"?

Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"

20 July 2005, 05:48 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Sticky Situation, Australian humour. Warning Adult Joke. An Australian woman was having a shower, and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forward or backward, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C" "Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her" "Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her brests" "Play with her breasts"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"? Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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