Nine words women use

[abigsecret]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Lisa]

Good ones, Mireyna. And Number 7, saying Thank You, is not the same thing as saying, "I guess I owe you some sex now."

Number 9 - happens ALL THE TIME around here! Except H stopped asking "What's Wrong" years ago and instead uses the opportunity to tell me I used the wrong tools. (which guarantees a "whatever!")

[Carolina]

Hubby knows enough now that when #3 (Nothing) is used, it's definitely not nothing. Now I usually get "I don't believe you - talk now" in return!

[redshirt1957]

I have male verison of the above statements, but every answer involves sex with the wife's younger sister.

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I have male verison of the above statements, but every answer involves sex with the wife's younger sister.

Go ahead!! (see #4)

[JJ Irani]

Bubba....shut up!!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Bubba....shut up!!

Bwahahaha!

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Carolina

Bwahahaha!

I forgive him.... he IS an honorary girl, after all!

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Lisa

I forgive him.... he IS an honorary girl, after all!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by Lisa

I forgive him.... he IS an honorary girl, after all!

*snort* (oh, did I do that out loud?)

[buz-lh]

Big problem there with number 9. When a woman has TOLD a man to do something? Is it too much to ASK? We have feelings too.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by buz-lh

Big problem there with number 9. When a woman has TOLD a man to do something? Is it too much to ASK? We have feelings too.

I noticed, that too, Buz. I would definitely be inclined to ASK - but my husband says if I want something done I have to be very direct and TELL him exactly what I need. So I tell him, and he says, "when I can get around to it." And so then I do it myself and use the wrong tools, and, well, you know what's next: "Whatever!"

[Lion]

Very good use of the english language!!! All I know is God created man and then put a "whoa" in front of it!!!!!!!!!!

[marshallr47]