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padi56 · 26 July 2005, 09:31 PM

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says, "We're Catholic so we can't birth control."

The next woman says, "I am too, but we use the rhythm method."

The third woman says, "We use the bucket and saucer method."

"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?" the others ask.

"Well, I'm five foot eleven...and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him."

JJ Irani · 27 July 2005, 04:37 AM

Bwaahahahaha! Too funny, Padi! What a cracker!

Gedanken · 27 July 2005, 01:55 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!

dman · 29 July 2005, 12:15 AM

LOL Padi!!

26 July 2005, 09:31 PM	#1
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27 July 2005, 04:37 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Bwaahahahaha! Too funny, Padi! What a cracker! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

27 July 2005, 01:55 PM	#3
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	ROTFLMAO!!! __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

29 July 2005, 12:15 AM	#4
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	LOL Padi!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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