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padi56 · 26 July 2005, 09:32 PM

Once upon a time, there were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Vito and the other was Vladimir.

Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladamir had no success.

Vladamir: "Vito! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?"

Vito: "Well, I'll tell ya! But it's a secret . . just between you and me. I don't want my system to become too public."

Vladamir: "OK. Its a deal."

Vito: "You see those potatoes over there? Well, every time I come to the beach I take one and put it in my Speedos bathing suit. When the women see it they come running from miles around."

Vladamir: "That's it? I can do that."

The next day, Vladamir went over to the produce stand and picked out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find. He then went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedos.

As he walked out onto the beach he immediately noticed that women AND men began to take notice of him.

"Its working, he thought."

But soon he began to realise that they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost disgusted by the sight of him.

He rushed over to Vito and asked, "Vito, what's the problem? Why isn't it working?"

Vito: "Because your supposed to put the potato in the front."

JJ Irani · 27 July 2005, 04:35 AM

What a nut! LMAO!

wildsidemtb · 3 May 2010, 08:30 PM

ha ha

Lion · 4 May 2010, 01:04 PM

Yikes!!!

rfknauss · 4 May 2010, 01:20 PM

dalip · 5 May 2010, 01:55 AM

Great!

chrislkb · 16 May 2010, 03:05 PM

Ooo... Butt growing spuds...

Puffy · 17 May 2010, 01:02 AM

26 July 2005, 09:32 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Funny Use for Potatoes. Once upon a time, there were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Vito and the other was Vladimir. Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladamir had no success. Vladamir: "Vito! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?" Vito: "Well, I'll tell ya! But it's a secret . . just between you and me. I don't want my system to become too public." Vladamir: "OK. Its a deal." Vito: "You see those potatoes over there? Well, every time I come to the beach I take one and put it in my Speedos bathing suit. When the women see it they come running from miles around." Vladamir: "That's it? I can do that." The next day, Vladamir went over to the produce stand and picked out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find. He then went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedos. As he walked out onto the beach he immediately noticed that women AND men began to take notice of him. "Its working, he thought." But soon he began to realise that they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost disgusted by the sight of him. He rushed over to Vito and asked, "Vito, what's the problem? Why isn't it working?" Vito: "Because your supposed to put the potato in the front." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

27 July 2005, 04:35 AM	#2
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