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Old 25 March 2009, 06:18 AM   #1
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Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he hired a famous chinese detective Dr. Hu Tang. He told him to keep an eye on his wife and see what she does the whole week and report back to him. A week later the man recieves this report from the chinese detective:

You leave house.

He come house.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she get off train.

I follow.

He and she go into hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree.

No see.

No fee.
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A man suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he hired a famous chinese detective Dr. Hu Tang. He told him to keep an eye on his wife and see what she does the whole week and report back to him. A week later the man recieves this report from the chinese detective:

You leave house.

He come house.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she get off train.

I follow.

He and she go into hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree.

No see.

No fee.
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