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Old 28 February 2020, 07:22 AM   #1
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Icon12 I was banned by my AD for _____________? (Parody Thread)
Asking where the restroom was.
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:24 AM   #2
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Asking if they were going out of business due to nothing in the display cases
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:27 AM   #3
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:34 AM   #4
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Posting incoming on trf, wearing spanx

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Old 28 February 2020, 07:35 AM   #5
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twerking on their empty SS display cabinet, while wearing spanx and twirling my man purse over head...
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:37 AM   #6
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:41 AM   #7
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Continually asking out the owners wife in order to get at the top of the Daytona waiting list.

He banned me because she kept saying yes.
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:49 AM   #9
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Putting up at tent in the parking lot and accosting the UPS and Fed Ex drivers.
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:50 AM   #10
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:56 AM   #11
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Saying "I like this TT Datejust, can I get it the opposite? Gold/SS/Gold instead of SS/Gold/SS?".

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Old 28 February 2020, 07:58 AM   #12
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Telling them to dump any watch brand that can't keep up with sustained demand
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Old 28 February 2020, 07:58 AM   #13
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Showing up at his door wearing a green suit and tie and telling him I was with Rolex Auditing Services.

Then the next day in a Fireman's suit telling everyone to clear the building.

Then the next day in a HAZMAT suit....

I finally stopped because nobody ever acknowledged me or would talk to me.
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:02 AM   #14
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Asking if they're a Trusted Seller...
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:04 AM   #15
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:07 AM   #16
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:18 AM   #17
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Asking for 999th time that week: any SS models come in stock?
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:27 AM   #18
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Asking these AD hockey pucks, what Rolex is the best investment?
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:29 AM   #19
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:36 AM   #20
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Putting up at tent in the parking lot and accosting the UPS and Fed Ex drivers.
That’s the best one and a great idea.
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Old 28 February 2020, 08:39 AM   #21
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Asking if they're a Trusted Seller...
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:03 AM   #22
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:04 AM   #23
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:05 AM   #24
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Asking if I can line up for the new Basel releases
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:09 AM   #25
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:12 AM   #26
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Asking what they're hiding in their safe.
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:20 AM   #27
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Not complaining; the AD figured I wasn’t serious.


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Old 28 February 2020, 09:50 AM   #28
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:58 AM   #29
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Old 28 February 2020, 10:02 AM   #30
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