It's All About The Ducks

[idk01]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We have only one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She has managed to go several months, not once stepping on any ducks.
One day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and slender.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

She is thrilled as she says to herself; This must be my reward for not
stepping on any ducks. The happy woman says aloud to her new partner, 'I
wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you lady, but I stepped on a duck!'

Rewards are all very relative...

[limbo]

[swatty]

Good one Dave

[Lion]

Now that's a funny joke!!!

[hflee55]

Very good!

[onkyo]

[coddger]

[JJ Irani]

[vapalux]

Si

[fsujp]

Hahahaahahhaha

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