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Old 9 July 2020, 07:08 AM   #1
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A Pirate Joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender asks, “Hey what’s with the paper towel?”
The pirate says, “ Argh, I’ve got a bounty on me head.”
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Old 9 July 2020, 09:22 AM   #2
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Old 9 July 2020, 02:19 PM   #3
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For all the Aussies.

‘Bounty’ is an American brand of paper towels - not a chocolate bar.
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Old 9 July 2020, 06:31 PM   #6
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For all the Aussies.

‘Bounty’ is an American brand of paper towels - not a chocolate bar.
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Old 17 July 2020, 04:29 AM   #7
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Old 22 July 2020, 04:20 AM   #8
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Old 25 July 2020, 02:33 AM   #9
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Old 28 August 2020, 01:23 PM   #10
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I couldn't make sense of that.... thought I was a bit slow.... until the translation...
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Old 7 September 2020, 10:48 PM   #11
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Funny.
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Old 8 September 2020, 01:28 AM   #12
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Made me laugh. Good one.
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A stretch...but I chuckled ..
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(know the brand, but was also thinking of a 'Mutiny'.. )
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