The genie’s lamp

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A heavyset, middle aged man takes a walk on the beach and comes across a genie’s lamp in the sand. He picks up the lamp, revealing its magical inhabitant.

“You have found my lamp. I am your genie. I will grant you one wish,” it says.

Having never found love in his life, the man pleads, “I wish I was thin and attractive to women.”

The genie pauses, thinks, and then responds, “your wish is my command...

..*POOF!* you’re a credit card!!”