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idk01 · 30 April 2009, 04:44 AM

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for a
pension.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my
age. I looked in my pockets and I realized I had left my wallet at home. I
told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
back later.

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." Therefore, I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair she said, "That silver hair on your chest
is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you could have gotten
disability, too."

steelers · 30 April 2009, 04:47 AM

ouch!

Prince · 30 April 2009, 04:48 AM

I see a trend in your picking on older folks with the jokes, Dave. If you're not careful, I'm gonna have to come over there and hit you with my cane - after I get out of my wheelchair!!!

Bisquitlips · 30 April 2009, 07:36 AM

Ouch!!!!!!

slc1310 · 30 April 2009, 09:13 AM

that hurts!!!!!!!

onkyo · 30 April 2009, 09:18 AM

idk01 · 30 April 2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

I see a trend in your picking on older folks with the jokes, Dave. If you're not careful, I'm gonna have to come over there and hit you with my cane - after I get out of my wheelchair!!!

Any time Allan, how do you have your coffee?

Lion · 30 April 2009, 11:28 AM

I'd get mad/angry but I forgot why!!!

JJ Irani · 30 April 2009, 05:28 PM

limbo · 30 April 2009, 07:32 PM

swatty · 30 April 2009, 07:45 PM

hflee55 · 1 May 2009, 10:13 AM

coddger · 1 May 2009, 12:59 PM

30 April 2009, 04:44 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Social Security After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for a pension. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and I realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." Therefore, I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair she said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you could have gotten disability, too." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

30 April 2009, 04:48 AM	#3
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	I see a trend in your picking on older folks with the jokes, Dave. If you're not careful, I'm gonna have to come over there and hit you with my cane - after I get out of my wheelchair!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

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