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padi56 · 23 August 2006, 10:13 PM

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex." And so they did.

As they were lying there afterword, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"

And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

JJ Irani · 24 August 2006, 04:40 AM

mailman · 24 August 2006, 06:52 AM

C.J. · 24 August 2006, 09:16 AM

Prince · 24 August 2006, 09:56 AM

LOL - Never underestimate an old geezer!!!

JJ Irani · 24 August 2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

LOL - Never underestimate an old geezer!!!

Ahem!! Ahem!! Like me, uh?

padi56 · 24 August 2006, 06:28 PM

23 August 2006, 10:13 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	If only I'd known. Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex." And so they did. As they were lying there afterword, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 August 2006, 04:40 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

24 August 2006, 09:16 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

24 August 2006, 09:56 AM	#5
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	LOL - Never underestimate an old geezer!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

24 August 2006, 06:28 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 August 2006, 06:52 AM	#3
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