Not a fake but I have to post this!!! Not a watch but cracked me up:)

[idk01]

Scary washing machine. No really, its terrifying!

Old mid 80's Fisher and Paykel top loader.
Goes like a rocket!

By 'goes like a rocket' I actually mean that literally.
It actually shakes the house.

It's the loudest most violent sounding washing machine I have ever encountered.
It makes guests scared and children cry. I've lived with it like that for almost a year and it still scares me.

Once while washing a load of towells it got a bit out of balance and it got so out of control for a minute that I swear I actually saw a porthole to another dimension open above it just for a second, there were dinosaurs on the otherside and they looked scared too, it almost sucked me in but I held onto for my life to the deepfreeze. It sucked my shoes and pants off though and it got the iron as well which pissed me off because it was quite a good one. Luckily it sucked it's own power cord out of the wall and stopped before the whole house went in.
I drew a picture of the dinosaurs i saw incase people didn't believe me, they are partly red because my green felt ran out half way through.

I think it would be good to paint it matt black and put steel spikes all over it and draw demons on the front, however I have added an image of another possible customization option for people who like horses.

On heavy duty spin cycle it sort of sounds a bit like the tortured howls of 1000 undead writhing in the sulphury pits of hell mixed with a train with carriages full of scrap iron sliding down the road with no wheels, on fire, into a bell factory.

Thankfully it's bite is not as bad as it's bark. It washes fine, completes cycles, does everything it's supposed to.
It leaks a bit when it's running, always has.
Its a bit grubby, could do with a wipe down, I refuse to touch it because I'm still getting over the whole dinosaur scare thing.

If your in a fix and need a cheap washing machine and are either completely deaf or hate your neighbours this baby is for you.

$1 reserve, pick up only, Waterview Auckland.
Selling to pay for my counseling.

[diablojota]

At least the seller is being honest!

[idk01]

Originally Posted by diablojota

At least the seller is being honest!

Just read through some of the comments on that listing, what a character

[diablojota]

It's the Dr. Who edition!

[ijen0311]

I love things like this


This comment is for Frank
what a dinasor?? also i be have anutha questoin. why peeple go to school? do their be a point to it?? wood i learn wot a dinosour be? buddy999 (43 ) 9:22 am, Fri 12 Jun
Are you a LoLcat? 10:33 pm, Fri 12 Jun

[Mike B]

lol, that was super funny !!

[diablojota]

Originally Posted by ijen0311

I love things like this


This comment is for Frank
what a dinasor?? also i be have anutha questoin. why peeple go to school? do their be a point to it?? wood i learn wot a dinosour be? buddy999 (43 ) 9:22 am, Fri 12 Jun
Are you a LoLcat? 10:33 pm, Fri 12 Jun

Love it! This looks like a Yahoo Answers question. Bunch of morons.

[Alcan]

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Bid history

The reserve price was: $1.00
the reserve price has been met

Amount Date Time Bidder
$5,160.00 18 Jun 9:13 pm caruba1 (157 )

[Flaxmoore]

Originally Posted by diablojota

Love it! This looks like a Yahoo Answers question. Bunch of morons.

The first bit is a Yahoo Answers question- everything up to when he's talking about dinosaurs.

[ijen0311]

Originally Posted by diablojota

Love it! This looks like a Yahoo Answers question. Bunch of morons.

That would be a good thread... "the best (or worst) of Yahoo! Answers"

Here's a good one. Luckily it's marked "resolved."

Wat is the countrey canada all about?
i live in texas and i alweys hear about canada on the tv screen

i was just wundering what they speak there and where that countrey is?

thank you
4 months ago
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NO I MEN ARE CANADA PEOPLE NICE? DO THEY LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?
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