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ohsixx · 14 July 2009, 06:16 AM

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ' Pierre, kiss me!'

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
'What are you doing, Pierre?' says the startled Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ' Pierre, kiss me lower.'

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. ' Pierre! Pierre ! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!' She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude.

Marie then leans close to his ear and whispers, ' Pierre, kiss me, kiss me much lower!'

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her ladygarden.......

He then strikes a match and sets the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, ' PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'

Our 'hero' stands and shouts defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'

limbo · 14 July 2009, 06:35 AM

SubmarinerMan · 14 July 2009, 08:06 AM

damoyorkie · 14 July 2009, 08:52 AM

:r ofl:

:rof l:

Funny as anything ! Best joke I have heard in months !

idk01 · 14 July 2009, 11:08 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lion · 14 July 2009, 08:05 PM

Very funny!!!

JJ Irani · 15 July 2009, 03:59 AM

damoyorkie · 15 July 2009, 06:27 AM

"ladygarden" - just that word itself had me pissing my pants.

F*ck me Mark, I am still crying now having re-read the joke. Just brilliant.

Thanks mate !

jdc · 15 July 2009, 07:20 AM

Watchdog · 15 July 2009, 02:07 PM

Hilarious!

swatty · 15 July 2009, 05:50 PM

sexner · 16 July 2009, 12:58 AM

Freakin' hilarious....

: rofl:

Bisquitlips · 16 July 2009, 08:30 AM

coddger · 16 July 2009, 02:35 PM

14 July 2009, 06:16 AM	#1
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	Pierre - The French Fighter Pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ' Pierre, kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ' Pierre, kiss me lower.' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. ' Pierre! Pierre ! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!' She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude. Marie then leans close to his ear and whispers, ' Pierre, kiss me, kiss me much lower!' Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her ladygarden....... He then strikes a match and sets the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, ' PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?' Our 'hero' stands and shouts defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!' __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

14 July 2009, 08:06 AM	#3
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14 July 2009, 08:52 AM	#4
damoyorkie "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Damien Location: United Kingdom Watch: Sea Dweller Posts: 207	:r ofl::rof l: Funny as anything ! Best joke I have heard in months !

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15 July 2009, 06:27 AM	#8
damoyorkie "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Damien Location: United Kingdom Watch: Sea Dweller Posts: 207	"ladygarden" - just that word itself had me pissing my pants. F*ck me Mark, I am still crying now having re-read the joke. Just brilliant. Thanks mate !

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15 July 2009, 02:07 PM	#10
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