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idk01 · 18 July 2009, 03:43 PM

~~~ Every teenager should get a high school education.
Even if they already know everything.

~~~ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction.
I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

~~~ If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't
tell who the sucker is, it's you.

~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to.

~~~ You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just
on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the
last second you catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time.

~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about
a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch
of liars.

~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

limbo · 18 July 2009, 06:27 PM

SubmarinerMan · 18 July 2009, 07:14 PM

Bisquitlips · 19 July 2009, 05:13 AM

JJ Irani · 19 July 2009, 07:26 AM

ratae1950 · 19 July 2009, 07:37 AM

coddger · 19 July 2009, 11:40 AM

onkyo · 20 July 2009, 02:03 PM

Excellent

Lion · 24 July 2009, 06:54 AM

Very good!!!

allanofcalifornia · 24 July 2009, 07:02 AM

So, what joke book did you buy?

Allan

18 July 2009, 03:43 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Reality ~~~ Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything. ~~~ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~~~ If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. ~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. ~~~ You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. ~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. ~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

18 July 2009, 07:14 PM	#3
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20 July 2009, 02:03 PM	#8
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24 July 2009, 06:54 AM	#9
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

24 July 2009, 07:02 AM	#10
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