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Old 8 February 2023, 01:08 PM   #1
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Scam Alert For Older Men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Walmart.

Here's how the scam works; Two very beautiful, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 28th, and very likely again tomorrow and Wednesday.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for 99c at Dollar Tree and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's to Home Depot to Walmart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

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Old 8 February 2023, 02:40 PM   #2
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Hahahahahahaha. I’m going to use this one.
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Old 9 February 2023, 01:43 AM   #3
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Old 9 February 2023, 04:55 AM   #5
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On my way to the Home Depot....
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Old 21 May 2023, 09:06 PM   #6
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On my way to the Home Depot....

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Old 9 February 2023, 01:35 PM   #7
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Old 10 February 2023, 03:35 AM   #8
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Old 10 February 2023, 12:55 PM   #9
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Hahahah. This is so good.
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Old 24 April 2023, 05:14 AM   #10
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Haha!! Very good.
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Old 26 April 2023, 06:16 AM   #12
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Old 28 April 2023, 04:04 AM   #13
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Old 28 April 2023, 05:00 AM   #14
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Old 6 May 2023, 04:19 AM   #16
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Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Walmart.

Here's how the scam works; Two very beautiful, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 28th, and very likely again tomorrow and Wednesday.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for 99c at Dollar Tree and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's to Home Depot to Walmart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

Awesome! Glad there's a Lowes close to me.
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Old 12 May 2023, 11:40 PM   #17
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OMG...I refused to give them a ride to McDonald's yesterday, heading back to Walmart tomorrow to apologize to them.
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Old 16 May 2023, 01:12 PM   #18
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Old 18 May 2023, 03:47 AM   #19
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