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padi56 · 9 October 2006, 07:29 PM

Guy was in Tescos buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Tony and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if he had a dog.

On impulse, told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

He said no.....I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

Thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door he was dieing from laughter.

mike · 9 October 2006, 07:42 PM

mailman · 9 October 2006, 09:22 PM

Earl · 9 October 2006, 10:11 PM

OMG Peter so funny!!!!

C.J. · 9 October 2006, 11:19 PM

Prince · 10 October 2006, 01:53 AM

JJ Irani · 10 October 2006, 03:30 AM

Scarface · 28 April 2008, 06:45 AM

9 October 2006, 07:29 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Padi Tale Or Tail. Guy was in Tescos buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Tony and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if he had a dog. On impulse, told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. He said no.....I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me. Thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door he was dieing from laughter. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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