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Old 10 October 2006, 09:17 PM   #1
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Little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".
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Old 10 October 2006, 09:23 PM   #2
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Old 10 October 2006, 09:51 PM   #3
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Old 11 October 2006, 03:42 AM   #4
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Old 11 October 2006, 05:28 AM   #5
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Old 29 April 2008, 08:11 AM   #7
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Old 29 April 2008, 08:12 AM   #8
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Old 9 May 2008, 07:50 PM   #13
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A fair call from Johnny then.....
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