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16 August 2005, 03:12 AM | #1 |
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The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarfs are in Rome visiting the Vatican..... They all go up to
the Pope's door and Dopey steps forward and rings the doorbell. The Pope answers the door and asks.... "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?" Dopey asks...... "Excuse me your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope smiles and answers....... "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background, the Pope can see a few of the other dwarfs giggling. Dopey then asks...... "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" The Pope looks at Dopey and answers...... "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy." At this answer half of the other dwarfs start laughing openly. Dopey continues...... "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, getting tired of these questions, answers.... "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time, all of the dwarfs are rolling on the ground laughing. Dopey says...... "Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?" The Pope, frustrated by now, says..... "Dopey, there are no friggin dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world!" At this answer the other dwarfs start laughing, jumping up and down, and chanting hysterically....... "Dopey shagged a penguin! ....Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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16 August 2005, 04:32 AM | #2 |
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ROTFLMFJJAO!!! LOL! LOL!!!
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