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16 August 2005, 03:37 AM
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Which One To Marry.
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. How to choose a wife...
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmo's for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest Tits. Men are like that, you know. 
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16 August 2005, 04:26 AM
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What an idiot!!
 
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16 August 2005, 09:15 PM
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Nothing wrong with big tits.
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16 August 2005, 11:12 PM
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years of tweaking pleasure. 
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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18 August 2005, 03:22 AM
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Treats are mans best friend
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18 August 2005, 04:35 AM
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