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JJ Irani · 2 November 2006, 02:40 AM

A conservative Indian woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor apartment, when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Oh Lord, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die!"

But as she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?"

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

He too dropped her.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a God-fearing retired Christian on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Bloody Slut!" Andrew Fernandes said, and dropped her.

Cheers - JJ

padi56 · 2 November 2006, 03:07 AM

Hope your sister did not send you that one JJ.

JJ Irani · 2 November 2006, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Hope your sister did not send you that one JJ.

LOL! As a matter of fact, she did.

C.J. · 2 November 2006, 03:23 AM

mailman · 2 November 2006, 09:13 AM

2 November 2006, 02:40 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Too late for this dame... A conservative Indian woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor apartment, when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Oh Lord, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die!" But as she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He too dropped her. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a God-fearing retired Christian on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Bloody Slut!" Andrew Fernandes said, and dropped her. Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

2 November 2006, 03:07 AM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Hope your sister did not send you that one JJ. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 November 2006, 03:23 AM	#4
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2 November 2006, 09:13 AM	#5
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