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JJ Irani · 3 November 2006, 01:53 AM

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he asked, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

Cheers - JJ

mailman · 3 November 2006, 08:57 AM

It was you

C.J. · 3 November 2006, 09:00 AM

This is a true story, isn't it, JJ?

Prince · 3 November 2006, 09:35 AM

Don't be intimidated by the above responses, JJ. That was a true classic joke. Old...but classic!

JJ Irani · 3 November 2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

It was you

Certainly wasn't you, you tosser!!

JJ Irani · 3 November 2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

This is a true story, isn't it, JJ?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............

3 November 2006, 01:53 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Your Zipper is down!! A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he asked, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags." Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

3 November 2006, 08:57 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	It was you __________________ JJ

3 November 2006, 09:00 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	This is a true story, isn't it, JJ? __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

3 November 2006, 09:35 AM	#4
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Don't be intimidated by the above responses, JJ. That was a true classic joke. Old...but classic! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

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