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kakalika · 7 November 2006, 04:55 AM

A new Army Captain was assigned to inspect a company of soldiers in a remote post in the desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel, Sir."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane...m-m-m.... with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uhhhh..., no sir!," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town, where the girls are...!!!!"

mailman · 7 November 2006, 11:09 AM

Could you imagine if there were only one sheep in town?

mike · 7 November 2006, 11:34 AM

JJ Irani · 7 November 2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Could you imagine if there were only one sheep in town?

Then I'd be the ONLY one to ride the camel into town, you tosser!!

padi56 · 7 November 2006, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Then I'd be the ONLY one to ride the camel into town, you tosser!!

But JJ camels are quite a step up from sheep,and they spit back sometimes so I have been told.

7 November 2006, 04:55 AM	#1
kakalika "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minnesota, USA Watch: SS Sub-Date Posts: 505	The camel A new Army Captain was assigned to inspect a company of soldiers in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel, Sir." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane...m-m-m.... with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uhhhh..., no sir!," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town, where the girls are...!!!!" __________________ I thought I was mistaken, but then I realized I was wrong.

7 November 2006, 11:09 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Could you imagine if there were only one sheep in town? __________________ JJ

7 November 2006, 11:34 AM	#3
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